Episode 199.Supplemental Reading: Fast Five 2



In 2011, a man had a dream. A dream to create the best action/car/heist movie of all time set in Brazil, using an already established franchise and characters people already knew. Unfortunately, Hannah Barbara would not give up the rights to Speed Buggy, so Justin Lin had to fall back to The Fast and Furious Franchise instead. For fun, he brought along Chris Morgan, writer of the previous film, for a lark and knocked the entire movie out of the park. It’s all here.

Then, in 2018, two men thrown through time found a chance to rewatch that move again for the first time. They were supposed to be fixing the time stream, but…, well, who’s to say what they were and weren’t supposed to do. The instructions were unclear. All this talk of mattresses got confusing. But here were are. In 2018. Again. What a ride.

Music:

Summon the Rawk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Episode 199.57: Monkey Japes Special 2017



In their latest bid to obtain magic genie powers, Henry (CURRENT TRAPPED IN THE PAST) and John (ALSO CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE PAST) cook up a harebrained new holiday: Monkey Japes. Join them as they tell a series of meaningless lies all in the name TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE PRESENT Move over Justin Arbor Day and VARIOUS AGENTS OF THE TIMESTREAM, these fellas are shakin’ it up. Much like John is shakin’ up his career with TRAVELING THROUGH A PORTAL, and Henry is shakin’ up your mind with invasive thoughts of chronic TIME PROBLEMS. Fill your heart with joyous mistruths, this week on Zero Credit(s).(Action/Adventure, Animated, Brief Nudity, Prolonged TIME PROBLEMS)


Episode 199?: Normaltimes



Everything is normal in this perfectly normal episode. We haven’t let the perverts come in with their twisted notions of what should be happening this time of year and ruin everything. Not here on Normal Credit(s). No way. In this normal episode of Normal Credit(s), we’ve got a pretty good and normal time for you all, as long as you aren’t one of those perverts who wishes everything were spooky and dire all the time. We’ve got some topical things and some video game things, which are all normal and fall under the normal prevue of normalcy. So buckle up, Normies, it’s time, for Normaltimes!


Supplemental Reading: Bloodshot



Valiant comics may not be as well known as your run of the mill DC or Marvel comics, but they still exist and with Marvel being over and DC being…DC, Valiant Entertainment is in a prime position to take over the superhero space with their particular brand of superhero. To kick things off we have Bloodshot, starring Vin Diesel, Eiza Gonzalez, Guy Pearce, and Winston from New Girls. Will this origin story turned action adventure thriller be good enough to launch an entire cinematic universe? Well, that’s for us to decide.

**THIS IS A SUPPLEMENTAL READING, MEANING WE TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE IN SUCH A MANNER THAT IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU, DEAR LISTENER, HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE**

 


Episode 198: TERF Wars



If you’re looking for something other than JK Rowling discussion, I guess you could like watch Bloodshot in preparation for next week. Cause this week, it’s all JK Rowling stuff surrounding the release of her new book that she publishes under a man’s name, but we still all know it’s her. I thought the point of a nom de plume was to be anonymous, not known to be the other person. Why keep up the charade if everyone knows it’s you? I don’t get it, but then again, I’m just an intern here at Zero Credit(s) and am no way either Henry or John. That would be silly if they lied about having an intern but then did all the work themselves anyway. Ha. Ha. Ha.


Episode 197: Boperade AKA John Loves When the Titanic Sinks



Management here. Henry’s going through some things, such as screaming alone in a room. Because of this, he did not do the following: tell the intern to right a description of the episode, come into the office all week, shower, create an episode title. As such we, Management, have taken over these duties. Please enjoy our perfect attempt at nailing the Zero Credit(s) brand:

John hates the Titanic.

 

Music:

Boat Parade
Nick Lutsko

 


Episode 196: The Radicalization of Jim Gaffigan



America’s Catholic Father (not that kind) has entered the chat on twitter and the boy(s) are abuzz with excitement. Also, is there a new cinematic universe on the horizon? What this means and more on this episode of Zero Credit(s).

 

How do you like these shorter descriptions? Are they good? You like them?


Episode 195: DC Flightdome Batsimulator 2020: The Synder Cut



The first annual (?) DC Fandome event happened last weekend, and boy were a lot of heroes happy to hear the news, including two young, intrepid, but mild-mannered podcast hosts with no special qualities whatsoever. That’s right, our heroes, the Zero Credit(s) boys are here on the scene to give you all the high-flying, fast-shooting action of DC Fandome, at least for everything that was not just a trailer for a movie, because Henry does not watch trailers and John did not watch the event.

Comics, planes, Zack Synders, we have it all on this episode of Zero Credit(s).


Episode 194: The Official Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 Episode



Good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard the official Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 episode of Zero Credit(s) airlines. We have a smooth flight for you today. Skies are looking clear and the wind is moderate to liberal, fiscally. We might hit a patch of social ideals at some point during the flight, but don’t worry, that’s just some turbulence.

Please adhere to the fasten seat belt signs and let’s take off.