Category Archives: Zero Credit(s)

The main episodes of the show.

Episode 202: The Incredible Houk



John’s back and the world breathes out a sigh of relief since that means Jeff won’t even come close to ruining this episode. Thank god, right? Isn’t Jeff the worst? I hope he reads this. We get right into it with some topics I don’t remember but we eventually start talking about the upcoming sequel to Bloodshot starring Vin Diesel. Look, it’s Thanksgiving and I’m full of Turkey, so I’m gonna wrap this up. Thanks for listening to Zero Credit(s) and happy Thanksgiving!


Episode 201: I Bet You’re Wondering Why I Asked You On (Featuring Jeff)



It’s the brand new start of a fresh season here on Zero Credit(s) and Henry has brought on good ole friend-of-the-podcast and good-close-personal-friend Jeff to kick things off with excitement and expert knowledge. That’s right, the Zero Credit(s) resident expert Jeff makes a guest appearance to walk Henry through the perils and joys of home ownership now that Henry has traded a Victorian Manor for a present day home (see episode 200). Jeff serves double duty as the Zero Credit(s) resident expert on all things Zack Snyder and drops some of those killer deets about the brand new trailer for The Snyder Cut released that very same day. You’ll never believe who the one true Snyder replaced the main villain of Justice League with, but Jeff knows it all. It’s all here on this week of Season 5 Zero Credit(s).


Episode 200: The End of the Time Thing



After a month of hopping through time at the behest of the Zeitgeists, those perky time ghosts of old, the Zero Credit(s) boys are finally back together in the Victorian Manor they call home. With a special guest appearance of the official Zero Credit(s) Boy on the Street, we have a pretty retrospective episode about where the boys have been, how they used to be, and of course, laughing about the demise of Quibi, may it rest in peace. It’s the 200th episode of Zero Credit(s) and boy do we have plans for you.


Episode 199A: The Moon’s Appropriately Wet



The journey is finally over, we’re finally back in the present day. That’s right, it’s October 31st, 2020 and Henry and Jamie are ready to hit the cultural zeitgeist hard with some quick facts about the moon. Fact #1: It’s wet. Everything is perfectly alright with this episode of the Zero Credit(s) Podcast With Henry and Jamie. In fact, Fact #2: Henry doesn’t freak out about his memories of what he refers to as an “alternate timeline” at all. Nuh-uh, that does not happen in the slightest. We’re all normal here and totally did not witness what could only be described as a “time portal” opened by “several ghosts” suck Henry’s body through it only to deposit a separate Henry who had no recollection of what had happened to him.

…It’s all here? On Zero Credit(s)!

Music:

Summon the Rawk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Episode 199.Supplemental Reading: Fast Five 2



In 2011, a man had a dream. A dream to create the best action/car/heist movie of all time set in Brazil, using an already established franchise and characters people already knew. Unfortunately, Hannah Barbara would not give up the rights to Speed Buggy, so Justin Lin had to fall back to The Fast and Furious Franchise instead. For fun, he brought along Chris Morgan, writer of the previous film, for a lark and knocked the entire movie out of the park. It’s all here.

Then, in 2018, two men thrown through time found a chance to rewatch that move again for the first time. They were supposed to be fixing the time stream, but…, well, who’s to say what they were and weren’t supposed to do. The instructions were unclear. All this talk of mattresses got confusing. But here were are. In 2018. Again. What a ride.

Music:

Summon the Rawk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Episode 199.57: Monkey Japes Special 2017



In their latest bid to obtain magic genie powers, Henry (CURRENT TRAPPED IN THE PAST) and John (ALSO CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE PAST) cook up a harebrained new holiday: Monkey Japes. Join them as they tell a series of meaningless lies all in the name TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE PRESENT Move over Justin Arbor Day and VARIOUS AGENTS OF THE TIMESTREAM, these fellas are shakin’ it up. Much like John is shakin’ up his career with TRAVELING THROUGH A PORTAL, and Henry is shakin’ up your mind with invasive thoughts of chronic TIME PROBLEMS. Fill your heart with joyous mistruths, this week on Zero Credit(s).(Action/Adventure, Animated, Brief Nudity, Prolonged TIME PROBLEMS)


Episode 199?: Normaltimes



Everything is normal in this perfectly normal episode. We haven’t let the perverts come in with their twisted notions of what should be happening this time of year and ruin everything. Not here on Normal Credit(s). No way. In this normal episode of Normal Credit(s), we’ve got a pretty good and normal time for you all, as long as you aren’t one of those perverts who wishes everything were spooky and dire all the time. We’ve got some topical things and some video game things, which are all normal and fall under the normal prevue of normalcy. So buckle up, Normies, it’s time, for Normaltimes!


Episode 198: TERF Wars



If you’re looking for something other than JK Rowling discussion, I guess you could like watch Bloodshot in preparation for next week. Cause this week, it’s all JK Rowling stuff surrounding the release of her new book that she publishes under a man’s name, but we still all know it’s her. I thought the point of a nom de plume was to be anonymous, not known to be the other person. Why keep up the charade if everyone knows it’s you? I don’t get it, but then again, I’m just an intern here at Zero Credit(s) and am no way either Henry or John. That would be silly if they lied about having an intern but then did all the work themselves anyway. Ha. Ha. Ha.


Episode 197: Boperade AKA John Loves When the Titanic Sinks



Management here. Henry’s going through some things, such as screaming alone in a room. Because of this, he did not do the following: tell the intern to right a description of the episode, come into the office all week, shower, create an episode title. As such we, Management, have taken over these duties. Please enjoy our perfect attempt at nailing the Zero Credit(s) brand:

John hates the Titanic.

 

Music:

Boat Parade
Nick Lutsko