In their latest bid to obtain magic genie powers, Henry (CURRENT TRAPPED IN THE PAST) and John (ALSO CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE PAST) cook up a harebrained new holiday: Monkey Japes. Join them as they tell a series of meaningless lies all in the name TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE PRESENT Move over Justin Arbor Day and VARIOUS AGENTS OF THE TIMESTREAM, these fellas are shakin’ it up. Much like John is shakin’ up his career with TRAVELING THROUGH A PORTAL, and Henry is shakin’ up your mind with invasive thoughts of chronic TIME PROBLEMS. Fill your heart with joyous mistruths, this week on Zero Credit(s).(Action/Adventure, Animated, Brief Nudity, Prolonged TIME PROBLEMS)
Let’s end this year right, Dear Listeners, by rendering judgement unto all. There is no sanctuary from judgement. All shall feel the light of the side eye cast on them. The unjust and just dab alike on this day. Let us take a walk through this year’s 10 special categories that represent the year as a whole. What was the best movie? The worst moment of our collective cultural experience? The best and worst of what humanity has to offer is here, in this episode. Aliens, if you only listen to one podcast episode encapsulating the human experience this year, make it this one. It’s all here, and a little bit more, just for you, Dear Listener. If you hit play at 10:27 pm on New Year’s Eve, you’ll start the New Year knowing the final verdict of 2017 (and also you will have participated in 2017’s last official Meme(tm)). Goodbye 2017, and hello The Encompassing Void That Lives Within Us All.